Founded in 1987 in Silicon Valley, Incompetent Software
Hucksters has been the premier provider of truth in
advertising to the software industry for over a decade.
Our skilled staff has sufficient experience with such
a diversity of quirky computer hardware and software
that they can diagnose and fix problems almost clairvoyantly,
even over the phone, even in software that they've never actually
used. Think of us as your psychic computer consulting
friends. We have provided
consulting services to leading computer hardware and
software vendors, as well as assisting business graduate
students at a Famous California University with their
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Incompetent Software Hucksters is proud to
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The personal organizer that's also an
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Optional accessories include a wooden leg
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Send us all your bugs, no matter whose software they're in.
We like to make fun of the other guys.
Incompetent Software Hucksters
is seeking investors to provide capital so that we can
describe, as well imagine, our exciting product plans.
We promise to lose less money than Amazon.